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blogreader wise man
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1. Using Slow Rhythm and
Soft Tone: Whether on the phone or in-person, the first simple thing a guy can
do to deceive you is when he lowers his voice tone to become soft and speaks
like he's talking to his great grandmother who just had ear surgery. Ladies,
you know what I'm saying... abi?
2. Smile: A genuine smile
that has the sides of a guy's eyes stretching along, will ALWAYS deceive you
ladies into opening up your shield. Watch for this one too. A smile can cost
more than the price they call. Na after you buy you go know the difference between
Isoko and Sokoto
3. Make you laugh: Like
this post says, these are just simple things guys do and this one is like the
simplest and most obvious. Ladies, trust me guys know this and I'm telling you
a secret. (hussssh! listen...) Guys believe that once they can make you laugh,
"it's finished" as put by my sweet Lord Jesus. Maybe that's what
helped Jesus with the women in his life... he never made them laugh. I'm not
sure I have an antidote coz this trick really works.
4. Make you talk : A guy that knows 'wasup' will always make you want to talk, and talk ONLY about yourself. Things that concern you, your hairdo, your makeup and how so 'beautifully ungodly' it is - and even what you think about the Big Brother House girls! This tactic is simple. So simple. Once they get you talking and talking and talking, trust me, they are ogling at your chest, your lips and if it's really nice, your hair.
5. Walk slowly : A slow stride in a guy signifies some sort of confidence. Ladies, am I right... that you NEVER get turned on by a guy who walks SO FAST! Tap! Tap! Tap! Like he was walking to secure the last seat before his molue leaves for heaven! Once a guy steps slowly like, one... and... two... and... one... and... two... trust me, the ladies start tripping.
6. Perfume: Hmmmmm... no
need to talk about this. It's as simple as I told you it'd be. The worst part,
even a N1200 perfume can make a girl think, "Hmmm... just maybe"
7. Dress cute : Whether
wearing the most expensive or the cheapest, as long as the color goes well and
the clothes are ironed, ladies just start considering. If the guy con try add
good shoe with correct belt, aha! "It is finished" again... Thank u
Lord Jesus!
8 Clean Skin : O boy! I don't know where to start from in this one. A 20-something year old lady almost raped me when I was like 12 years old coz of my skin tone! Heck, why do you think ladies love holding babies and cuddling them? Once a guy maintains his skin well, no blemish, no pimple, all clean, the ladies even start deceiving themselves. They be like, "wow... he's SO competing with me"
9. Deepened Voice : Another simple trick that throws girls off-balance. A guy's voice sounds deep, mustn't be bass, and the ladies start doing "ten ten" in their minds. Na wa o. Don't they even know this voice thing comes as early as puberty? God help my 18-year old bro... the guy must be having 'selection problem'.
10. Make U Think or Talk aboutS\ex!: What came to your mind when you saw that last word inRED. See what I mean? Once a guy jokes about theREDword, or writes about theREDword, or even sneezes a note about theREDword, ladies die once. It's like something falls off their brain and crashes into their "down there" causing irreparable damage. Of the two of us, guys and girls, I have to argue that girls love s\e.x more than us. They're just better at hiding it! But still, that's a good thing... wouldn't want my future virgin daughter come up to me like, "Dad, I saw this guy today and my body was so scratching me, like this and like that... I just did it to get it over with Dad." Mehnnn... na faint!
HMMMM... the worst part,
guys will still continue to deceive you even after reading this. God help us!
Curlled
from: http://www.uztalkz.com/
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